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There are really two things worth posting: pictures and funny stories. Well guess what. I ain't got neither. What I do have is a lunch break and no car so this is what you get, my faithful friends.

On one of the first days I mentioned I had a girlfriend back home. To this my coworker quipped "Well, she's got nothing to worry about, it's an 8 to 1 ratio here."

And she was telling the truth. Ladies who complain about the lack of guys at Conn, Vail is the place for you (well, if you like the talk-like-they're-from-Cali-but-look-like-Robin-Williams-in-Jumanji type). I guess it's my payback for the ratio at Conn. Allow me to explain.

40/60 = 1 / 1.5, but if you count every year as additively advantageous to men then the ratio translates to 1/6, then compensating for my time spent being about a third of a school year including winter break we need to multiply the denominator by 1.333 which gives us rougly 1/8

Now that you've accepted my bogus math, I just everyone to enjoy their summers as best as possible and tell Kim to jump ship and rollerblade on up here.